Okay, so it's settled...I have to live in Brazil at some point in my life.
So, I just found out that Dionne Warwick lives currently in Brazil, and I was like, "What?!"
Look at what Wikipedia says:
"Dionne Warwick now lives in Brazil. Warwick first visited Brazil in the early 1960s and has become so entranced by the South American country that she has bought a home there and has studied Portuguese."
Entranced maybe isn't a word I'd use, but hey, that's wiki for ya. It's like, just like me, but I fell in love with Brazil and Portuguese in 2004! E AGORA POSSO FALAR DIREITINHO!
...that is all.