As salaam alaikum,
Hahaha, I'm talking to my father right now. He's telling me that I should marry a Christian man (nothing new). But, I found this part of the conversation hilarious:
Dad: "I mean, you've been a good girl...quote, unquote."
Me: "Quote, unquote, huh? Gee, thanks, Daddy."
Dad: "Well, you know, I had to, as your mother says, rip it like that."
Why you gonna rip it like that, Dad?
EDIT: Whoa, too much Nigeria! I'm going to have to take a break from SaharaReporters (too much, too little that I can do!). Back to another site that I was taking a break from, AltMuslimah. I like this: Should Muslim women be able to marry non-Muslim Men? I dedicate that one to my mommy!